Another Day in Paradise?

I think not!

6:00pm on a boring Tuesday evening.

The front of my house faces the west. Therefore I'm typing this with the sunlight streaming through my window to the left. I hate it. I would get up to close the curtains but I'm feeling lethargic, perhaps from the hits I took last night. Another dreamless slumber. I woke up today, took one look at the display time on my trustee little cell and thought "Good Lord it's 4pm!! Congratulations!" Tomorrow, I intend to sleep until 5pm. That way I don't have to see much of the sun at all.

6:03pm on a boring Tuesday evening

Staring at my screen again. It's kinda euphoric. I have spent the past two hours getting the "chatterbox" up on my page. I finally did it, as you can see. HAH! The next thing to do is to place the visitors counter thingy up. Unfortunately, the site where it's available seems to be down.

*strangles gloomy doll #137*

Guilt
Guilt hinders. I'm sure everyone knows that. If you didn't know that you're probably an idiot. Why do some people feel guilty for the things that they do or say? I mean, if you are going to feel guilty about it, then why do it? Why say it? I refuse to let guilt get to me! Infact, from now on, I shall be guilt-free. There is nothing that I say or do that will make me feel bad. Other people will just have to learn to deal with it!

And to those that disagree with me and think that I lack conscience...



...and if you do not comprehend the above two words, I'll strangle you like I did the gloomy dolls!

*stops breathing and counts to 10. Starts breathing again*

***Half of the people I know should cease to breathe.