Unfortunately for the world, I'm still alive.

However, I did ponder about how a person like me should die. Should I die a dramatic death, a quiet one or a gory death?

A dramatic one would be when I jump off the roof of Riverside Majestic. It's the only tall building I know where the roof is easily accessible. Of course falling 22 floors and hitting the ground at 50km/hour is not exactly easy on the eyes but it sure is dramatic, especially if my hand is still clutching my suicide note even though the rest of my body twisted into the weirdest position and half of my brain are still on the sidewalk.

My suicide note would read "haha! suckers! Eat brain juice!"

A quiet death sounds is probably the way I would really go. In my bedroom, with Nanak, surrounded with recreational pharmaceuticals and recreational organics. I'd prolly just smoke myself nuts and pop a lot of x. When I do finally come down from the trips, I'll pop valium to sleep. For the rest of my life.

My suicide note would read "Why drink and drive, when I can smoke and fly...into oblivion"

A gory one is simple. I'll just walk out into the streets, right into the headlights of an oncoming truck. The biggest one I can find.

My suicide note would read hmm..Actually, no suicide note. It'll have flown away while I was getting run over into a pulp. Or it will be amongst the pulp. Yum. Spaghetti bolognaise. I AM SO HUNGRY!! DOES THE WORLD HEAR ME! FEED ME!! DAMMIT!!

I hate society.

I hate people.

Yes. I hate you too.

Dipshit.