It's my birthday and I'll type whatever I want to..whatever I want to...

I'm older now and hopefully, wiser.

The birthday is the same every year. Meeting up with the gang, have a few drinks, talk a bit. Same shit, different pile. It was all good fun and I managed to not puke after 5 bottles of whiskey and half a bottle of tequila and B52s. *pats on the head*

See, the thing about birthdays is that it doesn't matter where you are or what you do. As long as you're with the people that you like, the people whose company you enjoy, people that you deem to be friends, you're alright.

They're not easy to come by. One would have to know a person really really long, to know his/her history, to understand why does he/she think/act the way he/she does. Some try to understand, most fail. Some just stab you in the back, I've had my fair share of that. I do not know why they bother though. Don't they know that I'm invincible? The only person who can take my life is God, diabetes and cancer. Unfortunately for you lot, God does not exist..so you're just going to have to wait for either diabetes or cancer to do the job. Don't worry, it's inevitable.

Incidentally, someone mentioned to me the other day that I was jealous of a certain friend before cause I wanted her bf. I was so shocked to find that this person thought this low of me. I have always felt that he understood that I was angry because Tek was in on the whole play with Yvonne's feelings thing. He even helped me log in and out to make sure that everything went smoothly when I decided to fool this evil biznatch with nasty teeth to believe that she can actually find love with a face like that. That m'dear, is a face only a mother could love. Unless the mother happens to be me because I'd so punch her jaws back into place, thus killing her.

Let me not digress. We were talking about friends. To those who actually tried to understand thank you. But to lester and Fiona - (they're a single entity now) Lester and Fiona FINALLY tied the knot. So congratulations both of you. However, screw you for not waiting for me and the rest of them for a mass marriage on the top of Mount Santubong! Goddam! - and Ms. Cherie Foo, my partner in crime..obviously also everyone else's partner in crime. You guys r0x0rs!

These are the people I want to remember when I'm old and possibly suffering from Alzheimer's.